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  • 🧠 “Gophers on a Volcano? Sure, Why Not!” Scientists reintroduced gophers to Mount St. Helens to fast‑track ecological recovery. That’s right—tiny furry landscapers! And decades later, they’re like, “Hey, we kinda rebuilt this place.” It’s nature’s version of speed‑cleaning your dorm room. One burrow at a time. reuters.comiflscience.com ⏱ Quantum Timekeeping: Two‑Handed Clocks! Ever thought clocks were Read more

  • 🎤 Opening Bit: “Tech’s Hot and so Are We!” Hey everyone! Great to be here! So, did you hear ChatGPT had a meltdown yesterday? Pause your prompts, folks—its servers went on strike. Users couldn’t get AI therapy for their existential dread. Thank heavens, it’s back up… because clearly some of us need daily reassurance our Read more

  • 1. U.S.–China trade breakthroughFormer President Trump announced that a new trade framework with China is “done,” marking the end of their prolonged trade war. The pact reportedly reduces U.S. tariffs on Chinese goods from 30% while China cuts tariffs on U.S. imports to 10%. Both nations still need to finalize and approve the agreement reuters.com+3reddit.com+3aljazeera.com+3reuters.com+1thesun.ie+1. Read more