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AI News – Personal Finance (6/12/2025)
🎭 Roast #1: Emergency Fund Overload! Experts are telling us to stash 6–12 months’ worth of expenses—and hey, why stop there? One planner, Mary Clements Evans, suggests saving for up to two years’ worth of living costs—just in case the next recession decides to crash crash crash into your credit…
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AI News – Personal Finance (6/11/2025)
🏦 CD Rates: The Plot Twist You Didn’t See Coming In a surprising turn of events, Certificate of Deposit (CD) rates are on the rise. Banks and credit unions are feeling competitive, offering rates up to 4.60% for a 9-month term. It’s like they’re saying, “You thought we were done?…
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AI News – Personal Finance (6/9/2025)
🎭 “Breaking News: The Fed’s New Favorite Game – ‘Hold ‘Em’!” The Federal Reserve has decided to keep interest rates steady, leaving high-yield savings accounts still offering up to 4.30% APY. It’s like a game of poker, but instead of bluffing, they’re just holding their cards and hoping inflation doesn’t…
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AI News – Personal Finance (6/8/2025)
💸 Money Market Madness “Looking to stash your cash and earn a little somethin’ on the side? Well, good news! Some money market accounts are offering up to 4.41% APY. That’s right—your money could be working harder than your cousin Vinny at a family BBQ.facebook.com+4finance.yahoo.com+4finance.yahoo.com+4 But remember, folks, always read…
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AI News – Personal Finance (6/7/2025)
📈 Stock Market Milestone: S&P 500 Hits 6,000 The S&P 500 reached 6,000 points for the first time since February, buoyed by a better-than-expected U.S. jobs report. This positive economic indicator also led to gains in other major indexes, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average and Nasdaq Composite both closing…
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