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  • 💸 Money Market Madness “Looking to stash your cash and earn a little somethin’ on the side? Well, good news! Some money market accounts are offering up to 4.41% APY. That’s right—your money could be working harder than your cousin Vinny at a family BBQ.facebook.com+4finance.yahoo.com+4finance.yahoo.com+4 But remember, folks, always read the fine print. That 4.41% Read more

  • 🥚 Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Eggs The CDC has issued a warning about a salmonella outbreak possibly linked to eggs, affecting at least 79 individuals. Symptoms include fever, diarrhea, and abdominal cramps. Consumers are advised to check egg cartons for recalls and to cook eggs thoroughly. goodmorningamerica.com 🥤 TikTok’s ‘McMigraine’ Hack: Fries and Coke for Read more

  • 🎬 National Guard in TinseltownPresident Trump decided LA needed more coordination than a Kardashian reunion—so he sent 2,000 National Guard troops to calm protests triggered by ICE raids. California Governor Newsom called it “purposefully inflammatory,” and Mayor Bass said they didn’t even ask for them—like ordering pizza nobody wanted. Meanwhile, Trump claimed they were already Read more

  • 🟢 Tesla Stocks Bounce – But Elon’s Still Sassing Trump Tesla shares rebounded after a sharp $152 billion sell‑off triggered by the Musk–Trump showdown, yet a real “truce” remains as fuzzy as cancel culture.“It’s like two exes posting passive‑aggressive statuses—on the NYSE.”reuters.com+1fortune.com+1wsj.com+2reuters.com+2reuters.com+2 🧠 Meta Eyes $10 Billion Bet on Scale AI Meta is in advanced talks to Read more

  • ☀️ South Florida (NBC‑Miami) “Mornin’ folks—there’s still a little patch of Saharan dust hanging around like that one friend who never gets the hint. We’ve got highs near 90°F, but hey, it’ll feel like the Sahara West. Showers? Only inland into the Everglades. So if your umbrella’s from Amazon—great investment, bad timing.” nbcmiami.com 🔥 Pakistan Read more

  • 🔭 1. Sun Goes Boom: Magnetic Explosion at the Sun’s Surface NASA’s Parker Solar Probe just caught a massive magnetic explosion off the Sun—no, not your usual solar flare, but a J‑LO sized “magnetic detachment.” Earth’s magnetic opera just got a front‑row seat to this cosmic drama, which could help us better predict space weather Read more

  • 🎙️ Tech News Headlines 1. Recycling gets literal pyro-osis BlueAlp’s CEO dropped the mic by saying they can now recycle multilayer plastic into high-quality pyrolysis oil—basically turning your chip bags into liquid gold. Who knew saving the planet could be so… greasy? geekwire.complasticstoday.com 2. Sundar Pichai names the new Google CEO… to a transformer Yes, Read more

  • 🌊 1. Prince William Goes Full Captain Planet Prince William rolled into Monaco at the Blue Economy and Finance Forum and basically said, “Stop wrecking the planet or else next time I show up with a trident and call myself Aquaman.” He reminded everyone that oceans cover 70% of Earth, generate half our oxygen, yet Read more

  • 🎬 Things That Went Down in Tinseltown (Past 24 Hours) 😂 Comedy Observations Read more

  • 🎾 Coco Gauff Makes History at French Open Coco Gauff became the first Black American to win the French Open since Serena in 2015. She stormed past Sabalenka, stunning fans and probably breaking a few speed limit signs along the way reuters.com+1sports.yahoo.com+1. 🏋️ Merab Dvalishvili Crushes Sean O’Malley at UFC 316 In MMA news, Dvalishvili Read more