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🎭 “Breaking News: The Fed’s New Favorite Game – ‘Hold ‘Em’!” The Federal Reserve has decided to keep interest rates steady, leaving high-yield savings accounts still offering up to 4.30% APY. It’s like a game of poker, but instead of bluffing, they’re just holding their cards and hoping inflation doesn’t call their bluff. bankrate.com 💰 Read more
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🥚 Salmonella: The Uninvited Guest at Brunch The CDC has issued a warning about a salmonella outbreak possibly linked to eggs, affecting at least 79 people across multiple states. So, if your scrambled eggs are making you scramble to the bathroom, you might want to reconsider that omelet.goodmorningamerica.com+1abcnews.go.com+1 🧘♀️ Yoga: The Only Time You Can Read more
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“So, the National Guard’s been deployed to Los Angeles. Yeah, because when I think ‘Hollywood,’ I think ‘military intervention.’ I mean, what’s next? ‘Fast & Furious 11: The National Guard Drift’?’” “And speaking of drama, Elon Musk and Trump had a public falling out. It’s like watching two billionaires fight over who gets the last Read more
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🎤 Top Business Headlines 1. U.S.–China Trade Talks in LondonBig wigs from the U.S. and China are locked in a standoff in London—no, not fighting over tea, but rare-earth minerals and tech limits. Think of it as a U.N. summit… but with more spreadsheet drama. The talks are edging into Tuesday, and markets are cautiously Read more
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🎭 climate education A growing squad of jesters—like Esteban Gast and Rasheda Crockett—are taking serious matters, such as fossil fuels and the Inflation Reduction Act, and turning them into comedy gold. Think of it as SNL meets climate policy: “That’s like your friend who is addicted to cocaine telling you not to have a latte.” Read more
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🔬 2,800‑Year‑Old Royal Tomb Unearthed in TurkeyArchaeologists have opened a tomb near the homeland of King Midas — yes, the guy who turned things to gold, not the guy who insta‑named all his beer cans gold. Talk about living up to your reputation — archaeology really digs that pun. gbnews.com+1livescience.com+1 🌊 Hidden Ancient River Beneath Read more
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🌍 Top World News 1. Israeli forces seize Gaza-bound aid boat carrying Greta Thunberg Israel intercepted a charity vessel named Madleen, carrying Greta Thunberg and other activists attempting to run the Gaza naval blockade. The passengers were detained in international waters, sparking international concern and calls for humanitarian access news.sky.com+15reuters.com+15iheart.com+15. 2. Escalated drone war: Russia Read more
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🎬 Hollywood Walk-n-Talk • Demi Moore strutted into the “Landman” FYC event in L.A. — glamour alert! Natalie Portman was spotted casually cheering at Roland Garros in Paris — tennis, meet royalty. Carly Pearce rocked CMA Fest in Nashville, while Benson Boone revealed he’s JBL’s brand ambassador. Plus, Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans brought a Read more
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⚾ Majestic MLB Moment Matt Chapman hits a walk-off two‑run HR for the Giants!Saturday night’s baseball brought fireworks when Chapman delivered the game‑winning blast—a perfect “love tap” to seal the deal foxnews.com+1espn.com+1. That ball went further than my hopes of finishing a marathon! ⚾ Royal Rally in Kansas City Jonathan India delivers clutch tiebreaking doubleThe Read more
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