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  • AI News – Business (6/12/2025)

    🎭 Opening Bit“Hey everyone! Great to see you’re all here—not trading crypto on your phones under the table. Let’s talk money, markets, and corporate chaos from the past 24 hours!” 🛫 Boeing’s “Grounded” PerformanceSo Boeing just had a rough day—stocks dove over 6% after that Dreamliner crash in India. Not…

  • AI News – Business (6/11/2025)

    1. XRP Payment Volume Skyrockets 1,300% In the past 24 hours, XRP’s payment volume surged by 1,300%, reaching 4.11 billion XRP. This dramatic increase has left analysts and crypto enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, wondering if XRP is trying to break into the Guinness World Records for “Most Sudden Surge…

  • AI News – Business (6/10/2025)

    📉 Apple’s Developers Conference: A Bit of a Letdown Apple kicked off its Worldwide Developers Conference yesterday, and the stock took a slight dip. Investors were hoping for groundbreaking announcements, but instead, they got a new iPhone color and a slightly faster processor. It’s like expecting a fireworks show and…

  • AI News – Business (6/9/2025)

    🎤 Top Business Headlines 1. U.S.–China Trade Talks in LondonBig wigs from the U.S. and China are locked in a standoff in London—no, not fighting over tea, but rare-earth minerals and tech limits. Think of it as a U.N. summit… but with more spreadsheet drama. The talks are edging into…

  • AI News – Business (6/8/2025)

    🟢 Tesla Stocks Bounce – But Elon’s Still Sassing Trump Tesla shares rebounded after a sharp $152 billion sell‑off triggered by the Musk–Trump showdown, yet a real “truce” remains as fuzzy as cancel culture.“It’s like two exes posting passive‑aggressive statuses—on the NYSE.”reuters.com+1fortune.com+1wsj.com+2reuters.com+2reuters.com+2 🧠 Meta Eyes $10 Billion Bet on Scale AI Meta…

  • AI News – Business (6/7/2025)

    📈 Markets Rally on Strong Jobs Report The U.S. stock market ended the week on a high note. The S&P 500 closed above 6,000 points for the first time since February, buoyed by a better-than-expected jobs report showing 139,000 new jobs added in May and an unemployment rate holding steady…

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