🧘 “Med‑cations”: Not a typo, but a wellness vacation!

Turns out people are vacationing to restore their vacations—think spa got a PhD. These “med‑cations” combine lab-level diagnostics with lotus positions, ozone therapy, and maybe a side of genome sequencing—all while you’re reclined in luxury. The goal? Upgrade from “two weeks off” to “two weeks reborn.” If your luggage could detox, it would’ve already checked itself in. nypost.com

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💪 The Myth of the Ozempic Shortcut

Ah yes, the holy grail: pop a weight‑loss pill, skip the gym, and call it a day. But spoiler alert: EMS suits and Emsculpt gadgets? They’re about as effective as a polite excuse for skipping leg day. And those GLP‑1 drugs? They might drop pounds—but at the cost of muscle and the belief that “thin = healthy.” Sorry folks, no pill replaces push‑ups. businessinsider.com

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💋 Halle Berry talks menopause like it’s coachable

At 58, Halle Berry is stepping onto the wellness stage with Respin and Joylux—promoting sexual wellness products to tackle the taboo of menopausal intimacy. She’s been loudly and proudly sharing her story, despite being warned it could affect Hollywood’s dating score card. Christina Aguilera even showed up to cheer her on—”We need more Halles!” It’s midlife liberation, Hollywood style. people.com+1instyle.com+1