🌍 Climate News:

• Record CO₂ Levels: Atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations surged to a record high in May, crossing 430 parts per million for the first time in recorded history. Scientists say rising CO₂ acts like a thermal blanket, intensifying heatwaves and altering ocean chemistry. So, if you’re feeling a little too toasty, blame it on the blanket. dailyclimate.org
• Farmer Suicides in India: Between 2022 and last year, 3,090 farmers took their own lives in Marathwada, an average of nearly three a day. Extreme weather caused by climate change is adding fresh pressure. So, if you’re thinking of skipping that climate change documentary, remember: it’s not just the weather that’s changing. taipeitimes.com+1malaymail.com+1malaymail.com
• U.S. Climate Outlook: Forecasters predict a warmer-than-average June for most of the U.S., with little drought relief in sight. So, if you’re planning a barbecue, make sure it’s BYO water. climate.gov

🎤 In Summary:

So, folks, as we bask in the warmth of our ever-increasing CO₂ blanket, let’s remember: the weather’s hot, the climate’s hotter, and we’re all just trying to stay cool… or at least find a fan that works.