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AI News – Sports (6/10/2025)

🏒 Stanley Cup Final

  • Panthers absolutely steamroll the Oilers 6–1 in Game 3—Florida’s playing like they’ve hired secret rocket skates, while Edmonton’s crew seems to think the net’s invisible apnews.com.
    • Early on, Brad Marchand scores so fast, it’s like he had the puck before the puck even knew it was coming .
    • Highlights included Sam Bennett’s breakaway goal and a full-blown bench dust-up that looked eerily like toddlers arguing over the last slice of pizza .

⚾ MLB Drama

  • Dodgers sneak past Padres 8–7 in the 10th inning—the kind of nail‑biter that makes you question your heartbeat reuters.com+1usnews.com+1.
  • Diamondbacks bounce back vs. Mariners, 8–4, thanks to Naylor’s grand slam in the 11th—because regular innings are for quitters apnews.com.

🏎️ Formula 1 Shake-Up

  • Imola gets the boot from the 2026 F1 calendar, replaced by a slick new Madrid street circuit debuting in September. Say goodbye to pasta and hello to paella‑powered racing reuters.com.

🏊 Swimming News

  • At the Canadian trials, an Impressive McIntosh breaks Katie Ledecky’s IM world record. That’s right—McIntosh said, “Hold my goggles,” and rewrote history reuters.com.

🤔 What’s the takeaway?

  • Florida’s on fire in the Stanley Cup–let’s hope for at least one more fight, even if it’s over who brings the best nachos.
  • Baseball’s giving us extra‑innings drama like a binge‑worthy Netflix show—no skipping the ads!
  • F1’s map just got a Spain-level glow-up—drivers can’t wait to say “olé” after overtakes.
  • And in swimming, McIntosh just rewrote the record book—take notes, Ledecky.

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