🌊 1. Prince William Goes Full Captain Planet

Prince William rolled into Monaco at the Blue Economy and Finance Forum and basically said, “Stop wrecking the planet or else next time I show up with a trident and call myself Aquaman.” He reminded everyone that oceans cover 70% of Earth, generate half our oxygen, yet only 3% are protected — so effectively, we’re protecting less ocean than my fridge when I go grocery shopping. Deep-breath moment, people.people.com

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⛴ 2. Greta Thunberg Meets: “Aid Boat vs. Israel Navy”

In the ongoing saga of activist boats, Greta Thunberg tried to sail an aid vessel into Gaza. Israel wasn’t exactly rolling out the welcome mat — more like rolling out the “stop right there” can’t-sail-here mat. The end result? Drama on water, diplomatic furrowing of brows, and Thunberg going, “I’m just here trying to deliver snacks!”

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🕊 3. Gaza Aid Chaos: Shots at Relief Centers

Palestinian officials say Israeli forces opened fire near Gaza’s aid distribution points, tragically killing at least five people who were just trying to get food. Meanwhile, more rockets and drones fly across Ukraine and the Red Sea region — so if you thought 2025 couldn’t get more surreal, welcome.

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🤖 4. Drone Wars Incoming: Ukraine Gets Techy

UK Defense Secretary John Healey announced sending TEN TIMES more drones to Ukraine — that’s a lot of little buzzing metal — part of a £350 million aid package during a defense meeting in Brussels. France, Germany, and the rest of NATO are in the same boat saying, “Yeah, let’s just drone it to them.”theguardian.com

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🔥 5. Trump vs. Musk: Tech Takedown Trigger

Break out the popcorn: Trump’s new “Big, Beautiful Bill” prompted Musk to respond with a savage tweet calling it an “abomination” — which led to Trump threatening SpaceX and Tesla. Tesla stock dropped 14%, Musk joked about ditching NASA’s missions, and suddenly Twitter feels like an episode of WWE. For real, who writes this stuff?theguardian.com