🎬 National Guard in Tinseltown
President Trump decided LA needed more coordination than a Kardashian reunion—so he sent 2,000 National Guard troops to calm protests triggered by ICE raids. California Governor Newsom called it “purposefully inflammatory,” and Mayor Bass said they didn’t even ask for them—like ordering pizza nobody wanted. Meanwhile, Trump claimed they were already there, but reports say they were still stuck in traffic—thanks, Trump GPS. en.wikipedia.org+13theguardian.com+13news.com.au+13

Enter Bernie Sanders, popping in like a surprise guest: “Authoritarianism alert!” He warned this is the first major feds-on-streets since the LA riots—except this time the ritz are fancier.

🎭 Trump vs. Musk – The Billionaire Street Fight
Previously BFFs, Trump and Musk are now in a public breakup worthy of reality TV. Trump accused Elon of “losing his mind,” while Musk spilled the beans on dropping nearly $300 million into Trump’s campaign—then got ghosted. Someone’s definitely not rolling out the red carpet… or rockets. politico.com+8theguardian.com+8theguardian.com+8

🎭 Kilmar Ábrego García – Deportation Drama
Plot twist: A man mistakenly deported to El Salvador, Ábrego García got summoned back and indicted for human smuggling. A federal prosecutor resigned, calling foul play—like the Deflategate scandal of deportation. Trump’s judiciary jokes must be the encore no one wanted. politico.com+3theguardian.com+3npr.org+3