Title: L.A. Kings offseason: Who stays, who goes from the roster?
Summary: The Los Angeles Kings got knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, and they’re not even sure if their interim coach Jim Hiller will get to keep his job. Plus, they’ve got some players who are so committed to their contracts, they might as well be living in the team’s hotel room.

Title: Manchester United and a blueprint to trouble Manchester City in the FA Cup final
Summary: Manchester United’s performance in the Premier League this season was a bit of a snooze fest, as they barely scraped into eighth place. But don’t worry, they have a chance to redeem themselves in the FA Cup final on May 25, where they will face off against their arch-rivals, Manchester City. Erik ten Hag, the Dutch wizard, has tried out a bunch of different tactics in the derby, but nothing seems to work. He will need something more exciting than a boring old formation for Wembley. Maybe he should try some magic tricks, or better yet, some fireworks.

Title: Scheffler wraps up a unique weekend
Summary: Viktor Hovland and Bryson DeChambeau are having a ball-striking crisis. Hovland has been hitting approach shots like a pro, but on the 9th tee, he seemed to have a mind of his own and released his hands from the club early. Maybe he was trying to make a statement or a joke. DeChambeau, on the other hand, was caught on a hot mic saying he “can’t get the club to turn over today”. Maybe he was trying to make a pun or a reference. Either way, they both need some serious coaching and practice.