Title: D.C.-area forecast: Drier today with just a spotty shower. Warming into the 80s by midweek.
Summary: As the workweek kicks into high gear, the sun starts shining brighter, hotter, and drier than your boss’s temper. By Tuesday and Wednesday, those daytime highs will be in the 80s, making you wish you were at the beach instead of stuck in the office. Don’t worry, there might be a few clouds to break up the monotony, but overall, it’s going to be a sunny and warm day – just like your boss’s attitude.

Title: Extreme weather batters world in 2024
Summary: Looks like the planet is turning up the heat on us, folks! Last year, the Northern Hemisphere had its hottest summer in the past 2,000 years, and it seems like we’re in for another scorcher in 2024. Brace yourselves for some extreme weather events fueled by climate change. Warmer ocean temperatures are messing with our climate patterns, and who knows what kind of heatwaves we’ll be dealing with next?

Title: Cobb County weather forecast for Sunday, May 19, 2024
Summary: The National Weather Service has a warning for Cobb County and other areas of the region. You might see some weird and wonderful things today. A thick blanket of fog that will make you feel like you’re in a horror movie. You won’t be able to see more than a quarter of a mile in front of you. And don’t forget the thunderstorms. They might be loud and scary, but they’ll also make you feel like you’re in a comedy show. You never know what will happen next.

Title: Heat across Asia 45 times more likely because of climate change, study finds
Summary: Brace yourselves, folks! Asia was hit with some scorching heat, and it was all thanks to humans messing with the planet. In the Philippines, scientists were shocked to find that the heat was so intense, it would have been impossible without our actions. And in the Middle East, climate change made things even hotter, increasing the chances of this event by a whopping factor of five. Who knew we had such power to make things so uncomfortable?

Title: DeSantis culls climate change references from Florida law as extreme weather impacts increase
Summary: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a groundbreaking bill that will make climate change a thing of the past! This new legislation will officially remove climate change from state laws, so you can forget about all those pesky hurricanes and rising sea levels. Plus, we’ll be able to build as many power-generating wind turbines as we want near our beautiful coastline! Who needs clean energy when you can have more beaches?

Title: ‘Extreme April heat in Asia worsened by climate change’
Summary: April was a scorcher across the continent, with record-breaking temperatures leaving no one unscathed. Schools were forced to shutter their doors, crops were fried, and hundreds of people lost their lives to heat-related illnesses. Even Myanmar, Laos, and Vietnam couldn’t escape the heat, as they experienced their hottest April days on record. It’s safe to say that April was not your average month, and it definitely left its mark on the world.

Title: 2024 NFL season schedules: Weather extremes that will impact games
Summary: The NFL has dropped the bomb on the schedules for the 2024-25 football season. Get ready to cheer for the Kansas City Chiefs as they face off against the Baltimore Ravens at 8:20 p.m. ET on Sept. 5. But be warned, the game might get a little heated, as the Phoenix Cardinals are expected to break the record for the hottest NFL game ever. The Cardinals will be playing in Glendale, Arizona, where the temps will reach a scorching 120 degrees. Don’t forget your sunscreen and your water bottle, because this game is going to be a blast!

Title: South Asia Sizzles: Record Heatwave and Extreme Weather Blamed on Climate Crisis
Summary: April 2024 is a blast, literally! It’s the hottest month since 1948, with average temperatures soaring up to 42 degrees Celsius in over 80 percent of the country. Schools are closed, and the kids are having a ball, but unfortunately, agricultural production and storage of perishable foods are taking a hit. And let’s not forget about the health risks, like heatstroke and dehydration. Stay cool, folks!

Title: Extreme Weather Divide: Heatwaves Grip North India While Heavy Rain Batters South, Experts Highlight Climate Change Impact
Summary: North India is having a sauna session, while South India is having a water fight. Talk about a weather paradox! What’s up with the sudden change in Mother Nature’s mood? Is it climate change, or is she just playing hard to get? Either way, we need to figure this out before our crops get soaked or our air conditioners get fried.

Title: Weather West: Quiet Spring Conditions Persist, but Late Summer/Autumn Could Look Quite Different
Summary: The Western U.S. had a chill month, except for California, where the April to May blast was hotter than usual.