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AI News – Personal Finance (5/19/2024)

Title: How to make money as a teenager
Summary: Want to make money like a pro? No worries, little bros and sis. You can earn cash in a snap, even if you’re stuck at home. Just sign up for some surveys, sell your awesome game stuff, stream epic videos, or chat up some customers online. Or you can be a digital helper, doing all sorts of tasks for people who need a hand. You can be a boss, a sorter, a scheduler, or a blogger. The sky’s the limit, so get cracking!

Title: What Is a SEP-IRA? All You Need to Know
Summary: Are you ready to save for your retirement with a plan that’s as easy as ABC? If you’re a small business owner, you might want to consider a Simplified Employee Pension (SEP) or a Simplified Employee Pension-Individual Retirement Account (SEP-IRA). These plans are like best friends – they’re interchangeable and always there for you! With a SEP, you get to be both the employer and the employee – talk about a power duo! You can deduct all your contributions from your taxable income, which means more money in your pocket. And the best part? Your earnings grow tax-deferred until you’re ready to retire and start living your best life!

Title: The One Kirkland Item I’ll Never Buy Again
Summary: Kirkland Signature products are like unicorns – rare and magical. But don’t get too excited, because not every Kirkland product will be a winner. The Kirkland Signature Ultra Soft Bath Tissue is the real deal, it’s thick, soft, and practically melts in your hands.

Title: 4 Ways Baby Boomers Become ‘House Poor’ in Retirement
Summary: Did you know that in the United States, there are around 72 million baby boomers who are living their best lives? Unfortunately, many of them are stuck in their homes, which means they don’t have much money left for anything else. It’s like they’re living in a house of cards, hoping it won’t collapse on them.

Title: Dear Penny: We’re Buying a Home Together. How Do We Do It Fairly?
Summary: Dana Miranda is a certified money expert, a best-selling author, a hilarious speaker, and a witty journalist. She writes Healthy Rich, a newsletter that makes you laugh and learn how to get rich in a capitalist world.

Title: Savings interest rates today, May 19, 2024 (best accounts offering 5.15% APY)
Summary: Wow, what a bargain! You can stash your money in a savings account and earn more than you can sleep on. The national average savings account rate is a whopping 0.46%, which means you can buy a dozen donuts with what you’d get in a month. And don’t worry, the Fed won’t let your money get too cozy with the bank, because they’re planning to raise the rates soon. Just kidding, they’re going to lower them, not raise them. But hey, you never know, they might surprise you and make your money grow like magic.

Title: Apply for SSDI Online: How to apply for disability benefits online and how fast can it be approved?
Summary: Do you have a disability that keeps you from working? If so, you might be eligible for Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI). SSDI is a generous program that pays you a monthly check to help you cope with your condition. All you need is a serious disability or blindness and enough work history to prove it. No matter what you do, you can’t fool SSDI. They’ll check your medical records, your past jobs, and your income. If they find anything fishy, they’ll deny your claim and send you back to the drawing board. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to appeal and waste more money on lawyers and paperwork. After all, who needs a job when you have SSDI?

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