Title: Southeastern Athletics Graduates 48 at Spring 2024 Commencement
Summary: The daily transcript is a hilarious and witty rendition of each day’s Daily Mail article. Use this transcript to help readers with reading comprehension and vocabulary, and to laugh out loud at the absurdity of the stories. Use the weekly Newsquiz to test your knowledge of stories you saw on this site, and to see how much you can outsmart the Daily Mail.

Title: Bear River, College of the Redwoods announce agreement to develop new turf baseball field
Summary: “Breaking News: The Times-Standard has received a special delivery – obituaries! Don’t miss out on the chance to honor your loved ones. Send in your name, address, and phone number along with a copy and photo. And if you have any questions, just give them a call at 530-896-7718. We’ll make sure to give your loved ones the recognition they deserve!”

Title: South Laurel honors outstanding athletes
Summary: London, KY (40741)
Today’s weather forecast is a bit of a mixed bag. It’s going to be a cloudy start to the day, but don’t worry, the sun will come out later. Just be prepared for some thunderstorms in the afternoon. The high temperature will be a comfortable 71F, but the winds will be picking up, so hold onto your hats! There’s a 60% chance of rain, so make sure to bring an umbrella. Stay safe and dry out there!

Title: Brewers’ Joe Ross: Gets on track with win
Summary: Brewers’ David Ross finally got his groove back on Tuesday, scoring his first win since April 9. He didn’t let the batters get too comfortable, only allowing two runs on two hits and one walk across five innings. Ross was on fire, striking out six in the win. He must have been feeling like a kid in a candy store, because he definitely deserved it.

Title: Fussell returns to Middle Tennessee for 2024-25 season
Summary: Christian Fussell, the towering 6-foot-10 forward from Decatur, Ga., is back for his final season of college basketball with Middle Tennessee. He played three seasons for the Blue and White, appearing in 58 games and averaging just under 10 minutes per contest. His best season was on the CUSA East Division winning 2021-22 squad. But let’s be real, Fussell is not just a great player, he’s a force to be reckoned with on the court. His height alone is enough to intimidate any opponent, and his skills are unmatched. So get ready to witness some serious basketball from Fussell as he leads the Blue and White to victory once again!

Title: Illini Battle to Maintain Lead Heading Into Final Round at Stanford Regional
Summary: The Fighting Illini scored a 10-under 270 in Round 2 at Stanford Golf Course, beating Florida State by one shot and Texas A by six strokes. Illinois is now in the lead with a six-stroke advantage over the fourth-ranked Texas A The top five teams will move on to the 2024 NCAA Championship, where they will face off at the luxurious Omni La Costa Resort  Spa in Carlsbad, Calif.

Title: Alyssa Trejo, Sydney Lenhart and Ian Mejia earn collegiate honors
Summary: Alyssa Trejo, the former Tucson High softball star, was so good that she made it to the Mountain West All-Tournament Team while playing for UNLV. And Sydney Lenhart, the former Salpointe soccer standout, was so good at being a good sport that she won the Morris Sepinuck Sportsmanship Award. Talk about impressive!

Title: Spring sports stars: Who are the Bay City area’s top juniors? Our picks, your votes
Summary: MLive is hosting a heated debate on who the top spring sports athlete is from each class. Don’t miss your chance to cast your vote and be a part of the action!