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AI News – World News (5/14/2024)

Title: The Guardian
Summary: Life in the Ukraine is like a game of Russian roulette, except instead of bullets, it’s the Russian army’s advance that keeps civilians on edge. We tell them to go, but who knows if they’ll make it out alive?

Title: Stunning display of Northern Lights seen around the world
Summary: Israeli offensive in Rafah appears imminent. Residents say there are no safe places to go in the city. Unless you’re hiding in a bomb shelter, a cave, or a coffin.

Title: 2024 NCAA softball bracket: Women’s College World Series scores, schedule
Summary: The 2024 NCAA DI softball tournament is finally here, and it’s time to get ready for some serious action! The bracket was announced on Sunday, May 12, and we’re already feeling the excitement. Regional action will run from May 16-18, followed by super regionals from May 23-26. And let’s not forget about the ultimate showdown: the eight-team 2024 Women’s College World Series, starting on May 30. Get your buns up and your gloves on, because this is going to be one epic tournament!

Title: World News in Brief: Children in eastern DR Congo, Iran death sentence, support for Haiti
Summary: UNICEF Deputy Director Ted Chaiban wraps up his five-day trip to the region, where the only thing worse than the fighting is the lack of water. He says the humanitarian crisis is so bad, it’s like 2003 all over again.

Title: Leave the Graduate Route as it is, MAC tells government
Summary: The UK’s Home Secretary James Cleverly was in a hurry to get his hands on the results of the Review by the Migration Advisory Committee (MAC). He wanted to know if the Graduate Route was being abused, and he wanted it done fast. So fast, in fact, that the MAC only had two months to complete its work and report back to him. And boy, did they deliver! On 14 May, 2024, the MAC released its report, and it found “no evidence of widespread abuse specifically for the Graduate Route”. Cleverly breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that he could continue to welcome talented graduates to the UK without fear of abuse.

Title: Trump trial: Michael Cohen testifies at New York court
Summary: Cohen, the master of spin, has revealed Trump’s true intentions: to save his sinking ship. He says it’s not because he’s a jerk, or a racist, or a liar, or a clown. No, he just wants to win the election, and he knows he can’t do that if he looks like a fool. So he’s doing his best to cover up his blunders, and to distract the public from his scandals. But don’t worry, he says, there’s still more to come. So stay tuned, and brace yourself for the next bombshell.

Title: Harvard Kennedy School’s Carr Center Launches Global LGBTQI+ Human Rights Program
Summary: The Harvard Kennedy School’s Carr Center for Human Rights just launched the Global LGBTQI+ Human Rights Program on May 1. Get ready for two training sessions each year, where you can learn why some hate queer individuals even more. And don’t worry, they’ll also study countries where being queer is still a crime. Plus, they’ll conduct research into the myths that make you think queer people are just weird. The program is led by the brilliant minds of Mathias Risse, Timothy Patrick McCarthy, and Diego Garcia Blum.

Title: Tuesday morning news: May 14, 2024
Summary: Donald Trump claims he’s the only one who can prove his innocence, even though he’s been accused of lying, cheating, and stealing. Israel celebrates its independence from its colonial oppressors, while also honoring the fallen soldiers who fought for their freedom. Some Republicans on Capitol Hill are not happy with the Biden administration, and they’re ready to pounce on any opportunity to criticize, sabotage, or obstruct their agenda.

Title: Interesting news from around the World
Summary: Microsoft Word has decided to spice up your documents by mixing and matching your text with your document’s formatting. Windows 11 is going to be the ultimate AI assistant that will help you find anything you need on your OS. And Costa Rica is so green that it literally runs on sunshine.

Title: Britain Politics
Summary: The U.S. military is based in Washington, D.C., the capital of the United States of America. The United States is home to the United States Air Force, which is the second largest branch of the military, after the Army. The Air Force is made up of more than 2,000 units, ranging from fighter jets to cargo planes, from bombers to drones, from bases to schools, from hospitals to museums. The Air Force is also known for its famous pilots, such as Chuck Yeager, the first man to break the sound barrier, and Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon. The Air Force is always ready to fly, fight, and win.

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